Marriage Life Before and After !

Marriage Life Before and After
So true :D hehehe..(maybe not to me :P)

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "

Lagi lama married.
You want to die? I help you!
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.Hahahahahaa....

we start again..

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .

Lagi lama married.
I go anywhere, better go without you!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak


p/s: nothing to do with others ok..just a jokes for relaxing on mind..hehehe